**[Verse 1 – Funny but Romantic]**
My heart chose you, now my love don get closure?
No, no, no! This love no get ending,
But the benefits of loving you need amending!
You know I love those twins on your chest, no be lie,
But na only for dream you want make I enjoy their softness!
I close my eyes, I see you for my dream,
I wake up in the morning, na pillow dey look me!
Even the Honeypot wey go soothe my stress,
You don put am on hold, I no fit protest!
Application submitted, no approval date,
My romantic appointment don enter waiting state!
**[Pre-Chorus – Sweet and Sincere]**
But baby, I respect your feelings,
I no fit force you, I know your reasons.
Your body, your choice, I understand,
I dey love you gently, just hold my hand.
Oh yes! Mo nífẹ̀ẹ́ rẹ,
Ọkàn mi ti chose Ẹ, ìwọ ni tèmi.
**[Chorus – Catchy and Danceable]**
Love wey dey worry me, ehn ehn! (Ehn ehn!)
Baby wey dey tease me, ehn ehn! (Ehn ehn!)
I know I love you, you say, “Take it slowly!”
I say, “No wahala,” but my heart dey lonely!
Boobs for my dream, Honeypot on delay,
My baby say, “Not now!” I say, “Okay!”
Ọkàn mi, ọkàn mi, ìwọ ni mo fẹ́,
Even with your wahala, na you be my only choice!
Love wey dey worry me!
Na you still dey ginger me!
**[Verse 2 – The Funny, Serious Complaint]**
Sadly, I agree to your terms and conditions,
Though my heart dey ask me plenty questions!
Your love is sweet, but the rules are plenty,
One kiss approved, but the waiting time na twenty!
If I call you, you say, “Baby, I'm coming,”
If I say I miss you, you say, “Oh! Really?!”
If I talk about romance, you say, “Not today,”
My love life don turn to public holiday!
But when you smile, all my anger disappears,
One round of charging fit quench my long-term thirst for love!
Even when you vex, you know you're my queen,
Na you be the sweetest wahala I have ever seen!
**[Fuji-Style Break – Call and Response]**
Lead: Ṣé ẹ gbọ́ ohun tí baby mi ṣe?
Response: Jẹ́ ká gbọ́ o!
Lead: Ó ní, “Má ṣe yára, ọkọ mi!”
Response: Ẹ máa fi sùúrù ṣe!
Lead: Mo ní, “Baby, mo nífẹ̀ẹ́ rẹ!”
Response: Ó ní, “Mo gbọ́, ṣùgbọ́n dúró!”
Lead: Ìfẹ́ mi, kí ni mo ṣe?
Response: Má ṣe bínú, má ṣe lọ!
**[Verse 3 – The Serious Romantic Message]**
Jokes apart, baby, let me tell you true,
There's something very special about you.
I didn't choose you just because you're fine,
I chose your heart, and I want you by my side.
I know you have your fears, I know you've got your plight,
I'm here to be your peace, not the cause of your fight.
But please don't let our love become a story left undone,
I want us both to shine together, two hearts becoming one.
Mo nífẹ̀ẹ́ rẹ, èmi ò ní purọ́,
Ìwọ ni mo fẹ́, mi ò ní tán lọ.
Though the road is long, I will stay sincere,
I want a love that grows with every passing year.
**[Final Chorus – Bigger Beat, Playful Ad-libs]**
Love wey dey worry me, ehn ehn!
Baby wey dey tease me, ehn ehn!
I want to love you, you say, “Take it slowly!”
I say, “No wahala,” but my heart dey lonely!
Boobs for my dream, Honeypot on delay,
My baby say, “Not now!” I say, “Okay!”
But baby, no turn forever into someday,
Make we build this love in a beautiful way!
Ọkàn mi, ọkàn mi, ìwọ ni mo fẹ́,
Bí o tilẹ̀ ń yọ mí lẹ́nu, mi ò ní fi ọ́ sílẹ̀!
**[Outro – Spoken, Comic Finish]**
Baby, I have accepted your terms and conditions.
But I have one small request for the next revision…
Please remove the clause called “Indefinite Postponement”!
Baby, I love you.
No pressure, no force, no wahala.
But this waiting room needs a chilling A.C.!
Béèbì mi, mo nífẹ̀ẹ́ rẹ!
Even as you dey worry me, na you be my baby!
Your wonderful love!
Prince Daixie Bankyzeal
(Ọm'Ọba-Ketu) signing out!