CHARLEY:
Chale, you know say Chairman Dakudzi
be Number Three for ballot?
FRIEND:
Abi, we know dadaah!
CHARLEY:
Hero Fund?
FRIEND:
We know dadaah!
CHARLEY:
New Regional Office?
FRIEND:
We know dadaah!
CHARLEY:
Opportunities for everybody?
FRIEND:
Abi, we know dadaah!
CHARLEY:
Ei! You get all the filla!
FRIEND:
This time we dey listen well-well!
Promise be promise!
Abi, we know dadaah!
We know dadaah!
David Dakudzi!
Number Three!
Shine your eyes!
Aseɛ hɔ!
David Dakudzi!
Number Three!
CHARLEY:
Chale, make we talk results.
We give dem mandate
make dem deliver serious things.
FRIEND:
Correct!
CHARLEY:
How many seats dem gain?
FRIEND:
THREE!
CHARLEY:
How many dem lose?
FRIEND:
THREE!
CHARLEY:
Net?
FRIEND:
ZERO!
CHARLEY:
Plus three, minus three?
FRIEND:
ZERO!
CHARLEY:
Ei!
FRIEND:
The mandate turn yawa!
Three come!
Three go!
NET ZERO!
Plus three!
Minus three!
NET ZERO!
CHARLEY:
Fisherman carry fresh net go fishing.
Three fish enter.
FRIEND:
THREE!
CHARLEY:
Three fish escape.
FRIEND:
THREE!
CHARLEY:
How many e bring home?
FRIEND:
ZERO!
CHARLEY:
Now e say make we give am another net?
FRIEND:
Ei!
CHARLEY:
What new thing e learn
wey go bring more fish this time?
FRIEND:
THAT BE THE QUESTION!
CHARLEY:
But e dey talk percentage!
FRIEND:
Forget percentage!
Count the fish!
CHARLEY:
Remaining?
FRIEND:
ZERO!
CHARLEY:
So?
FRIEND:
ZERO BE ZERO!
CHARLEY:
You no fit make...
FRIEND:
HERO OUT OF ZERO!
Zero be zero!
ZERO BE ZERO!
You no fit make
HERO OUT OF ZERO!
Fresh net!
New fisherman!
David Dakudzi!
NUMBER THREE!
CHARLEY:
So who gets the new net?
FRIEND:
DAVID DAKUDZI!
CHARLEY:
Hero Fund, wetin be that?
FRIEND:
Welfare support for party people
wey get genuine trouble
in the line of duty!
CHARLEY:
Chop-chop?
FRIEND:
FINISH!
CHARLEY:
One man chopping?
FRIEND:
NO MORE!
CHARLEY:
Adidigya?
FRIEND:
NO ADIDIGYA!
CHARLEY:
Then wetin we want?
FRIEND:
OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL!
No adidigya!
NO ADIDIGYA!
One man no chop!
ONE MAN NO CHOP!
Opportunities!
FOR ALL!
CHARLEY:
Who gets the new net?
FRIEND:
DAVID DAKUDZI!
CHARLEY:
Which number?
FRIEND:
NUMBER THREE!
CHARLEY:
If dem tell you make you look up?
FRIEND:
NO LOOK UP!
CHARLEY:
Why?
FRIEND:
Dust go enter your eyes!
CHARLEY:
Then where I for look?
FRIEND:
ASEƐ HƆ!
CHARLEY:
Wetin dey there?
FRIEND:
NUMBER THREE!
Fresh net!
NEW FISHERMAN!
David Dakudzi!
NUMBER THREE!
Zero be zero!
ZERO BE ZERO!
You no fit make
HERO OUT OF ZERO!
No adidigya!
OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL!
Abi, we know dadaah!
DAVID DAKUDZI!
NUMBER THREE!